June 2010
1 post
It's Not Always Sunny in Philadelphia →
May 2010
1 post
Kickstarter - Funemployed: Season 2 →
Do it! Do it NOW!
April 2010
3 posts
I wish the neighbors would shut up.
If I wake from a dream I don’t want to end, I choose to not make my bed in the morning. Then I simply slip back in at night hoping to pick up where I left off…
See you there! →
March 2010
3 posts
Booty Calls...
57% of calls from Sexypants were butt dialed.
Perfection.
February 2010
2 posts
Resolution... check, and mate.
I only made one resolution for this year: find a full time job.
It’s February, and I have succeeded.
I also found an amazing boy…
became a company member of an amazing company…
… and got a raise at my most favorite part time job.
Did I mention I work with some of the most awesome people ever?
Chicago, how I love thee so.
And it's only February...
2010 has been
good
sweet
pretty damn sweet
pretty damn amazing
fucking amazing
fucking wonderful
super superbly stupendous
exceptionally marvelous
spankingly sterling
It’s been… a year to remember.
Already.
January 2010
10 posts
I should've been a foley artist :( →
Watchtinybuttough:
frankhejl:
dogandponyshow:
takethecityandrun:
ericmortensen:
The Daily Show Searches for the Simpler Time Beck, Hannity, and O’Reilly Want America To Return To | TPMTV
This was great.
One of TDS’ best bits in a long time, and probably John Oliver’s best ever.
Definitely one of their best!
Brilliant.
Also, Glenn Beck, when your done fake crying, maybe you could...
‘The Walk,’ by Hanson, is one of those songs that...
2009; a review.
Let’s review 2009, shall we? (I’m using all of my facebook status’ to remember what happened, sad, no?) January- I… found out that one of my good friends passed away, I never got to say goodbye. got my first part time job! stood in negative degree weather in a dress. Fun. had a lot of weird experiences with public transportation February- I… took my first cab,...
December 2009
4 posts
Watch
Watchstreeter:
dangurewitch:
I don’t usually post random Internet videos (because God knows I post enough of my own), but this made me cry laughing. Everyone in the world must see it.
I normally spend my evenings catching up the CH videos I missed that day. Last night I watched this video and it made me cry laughing. Cry. To the point where tears were rolling down my cheeks. Today it produced...
November 2009
8 posts
“Today, I wanted to test how bad off we were as a society. I went to Mystery...”
– PS, I was society. No joke!
“Today my boyfriend set up an account on a game site. He decided to be funny and...”
“Today, I watched a girl walk down the sidewalk, staggering and just walking...”
– … this could honestly be about me, I’ll never know …
“Sure, a positive pregnancy test would probably win scariest costume at most bar...”
– Me
Date
A while back I wrote about the worst date I’ve ever had, (I’m not even going to link to it, because that’s how much I don’t want to remember it). But I never posted anything about my favorite date, and I feel I need to honor that now.
It wasn’t really a date, or it wasn’t supposed to be. I just went to hang out with a friend I hadn’t seen in a long time....
October 2009
2 posts
New view!
Well, I finally moved, and glad as hell that I did. Here are some reports from my old apartment:
Saturday, October 24th:
(Today I had planned to go to my old apartment to pick up any mail. I would have left around 5:00pm. I’m glad I didn’t.)
“We’re getting reports of ‘shots fired’ on the 4700 block of North Sheridan Road, close to the intersection of Lakeside...
August 2009
5 posts
Uptown Girl
Video: http://cbs2chicago.com/video/?id=61948@wbbm.dayport.com
(I’m really tired, and upon rereading this blog, I find that it doesn’t truly express my frustration and sadness on the subject. To find out more, visit www.uptownupdate.com, my source for most of the going-ons in Uptown).
Moving to Chicago, I knew I was on a budget. Luckily, I found this cute little studio convertible,...
Watchuptownchicago:
What a riot!
This is where I live… yaaay!
Not your Edward, Bill, or Eric →
June 2009
2 posts
Hey, I know you!
I saw this on my daily visit to NotAlwaysRight.com:
Enigmatic Espresso
Coffee Shop | Oxford, AL, USA
Me: “Welcome to ****, what can I get started for you today?”
Customer: *in drive-thru* “I don’t know.”
Me: “Er…would you like any suggestions?”
Customer: “Well, I don’t know what it is I always get. My daughter usually gets it for me.”
Me: “OK, no big deal. Was it hot or cold?”
Customer:...
That was odd...
I should start a blog just to mention what I see on my way home at night.
All in one night I saw:
1. A woman peeing on the sidewalk
2. A woman in a wheelchair… pulling herself along with her feet/legs.
3. A man at the bus stop in a hospital gown.
*shudders*
April 2009
4 posts
History
Actually, I was sitting in Math, about ten years ago, when we discussed the Columbine shootings.
The teacher was discussing how we felt and what we would do if something similar were to happen in our school.
At one point, he mentioned that if we had no prior warning, the students sitting closest to the door would be the most unlucky.
I turned my head to the door, immediately to my right. The...
Who cares?
Seriously, if I died, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal.
No, no, no, this isn’t a, ‘No one cares, wah! wah! Me so sad! I’m going to slit my wrists and cry a lot’ blog, I’m just stating the obvious.
It wasn’t until my sophomore year in college that someone really close to me died. When I found out, I didn’t even cry. I just sat there. Sat there, in...
*phew*
Okay, I’ll admit that not having heard ‘the horror’ for the past few nights has put me a bit at ease, but I was still worried when I got off the red line at 1:15 am. So I managed to catch a bus that drops off less than a block from my apartment, but still had my keys in hand, clutched so I’d be ready for an attack from any angle.
Luckily, no attack.
I was, however,...
March 2009
7 posts
Creepy
For the past few nights, about every other night, around midnight… I hear a girl scream a horrible, seriously disturbed scream. Like… scary movie kind of screaming here.
The first night I heard it I was laying in bed reading. I quickly shut off my reading light and ran to peer out the window. I have a limited view of the alley my window is in… and I saw nothing.
Most recently I...
GE Smart Grid... Neat.
I don’t have a printer, so I was lazy and used my cell phone.
It worked…
and was pretty damn neat.
Watchstreeter:
Horray!